77p egg: Eggwife

77p egg: Eggwife is a crude, gory first-person shooter built with a playful sense of jank. Channeling energy from Postal 2, Duke Nukem 3D, and Goat Simulator, it embraces rough edges and manic humor as you explore a weirdly lively Sheffie, England.

You play as 77p egg, a potty-mouthed stick figure mourning his wife. A supermarket run to find a new life partner spirals into an epic, ridiculous quest through a city that bleeds personality and toilet humour.

Combat and enemies: Wrench your way through waves of sentient sewage, from gelatinous urine behemoths to mechanised napalm poo tanks, to four-foot-long tampon helicopters laced with nails, plus a quirky milk-worshipping cult that’s not happy about your choices.

Stories and settings: Ten story levels set in, around, and beneath the streets of Sheffie, plus two endless-wave arena stages and a handful of bonus challenges. The game blends urban exploration with underground oddities and toilet-humor moments at every corner.

Weapons and upgrades: Wield a tongue-in-cheek arsenal described as “UK-Legal” hardware. Key tools include the Applicator—a scoped tampon applicator, the 7-Barrel Sh*tgun, the Crossbowner—a silicone-shootin’ crossbow designed for the bedroom, and the Stigmatic 77,000 nailgun. Aiming and movement mechanics (strafe-running, vertical aiming, poop-jumping) keep the pace frantic and absurd.

Interactivity and humor: The game leans into excess with interactive moments like flushing toilets, talking to pedestrians, riding shopping carts, and even “pooping” the size of a bus. You’ll need to manage a poop meter by eating, which doubles as a resource for your Sh*tgun and a useful double jump.

Difficulty and replayability: Six difficulty levels—flaccid, Semi, Hard, Knotty, RAGING, and dysfunction (which randomises level content and might flip outcomes). Replayability shines with pacifist runs, pass-a-fist challenges, and vegan runs, all alongside an endless arena mode and a card system for powerups and powerdowns.

Sound and scope: An original soundtrack spans metal, ambient, reggae, and scrumpy & western influences, underscoring the game’s eccentric vibe. The ending delivers a big cliffhanger, inviting a sequel and leaving room for the story to continue.

Overall: Eggwife is a complete, unapologetically chaotic gaming experience that pairs over-the-top humor with fast-paced action, offbeat level design, and unique weaponry. Can you help 77p egg find love again in a world that thrives on mayhem?