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An amateur Russian startupper tries to fund business ideas with limited cash, after a Naiobka casino windfall still short—must persuade investors at any cost. Features: no saves (one run per session, new scenario each time), multiple endings, memory/decision challenges, pop-culture memes, and achievements.

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Release Date

25 Aug, 2017

Publisher/Developer

Nikita "Ghost_RUS", Underanger TheGachiWarrior, Ghost_RUS Games

Reviews

Steam: 52.00% positive (26/50)
Metacritic: -

System Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: Potato
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel integrated
  • Storage: 50 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: 1280x720 screen resolution

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Business-hooiznes

Step into the shoes of an amateur Russian startupper who dreams big but starts with barely enough cash to spark an idea. After sketching several business plans, you find your funds are not enough to bring them to life. A lucky win of 1 kekollar at the Naiobka casino is not sufficient to launch a venture, and the real test begins: you must persuade potential investors to back your ambitions, at any cost.

What you do matters more than what you say. In this narrative-driven experience, your choices shape the fate of each plan. You’ll face a lineup of scenarios where you pitch, negotiate, and navigate asking prices, questions, and risks. Each decision nudges you toward one of several possible outcomes, revealing different endings based on your strategy and timing.

  • Different endings: Your path forks with every crucial call and deal. From securing funding to facing tough reckonings, the finale changes with how you played each moment.
  • No saves: You are given one shot to finish any business plan scenario in a single session. When you restart the game, you pick a new scenario and begin again from scratch, with the consequence-driven ride starting anew.
  • Memory and decisions: Train your memory, think ahead, and choose answers wisely. The right recall of previous pitches and investor questions can tilt the odds in your favor.
  • Feel like a true startupper: Immerse yourself in the hustle, pressure, and adrenaline of pitching, refining your plan, and chasing funding in a high-stakes environment.
  • Pop culture and memes: A playful, meme-rich atmosphere spices up dialogue and situations, delivering a witty, relatable tone as you chase investment.
  • Achievements: Unlock milestones as you navigate negotiations, build credibility, and uncover surprising endings along the way.

Each session presents fresh business scenarios, different investors, and new challenges. Your ability to persuade, adapt, and manage risk will determine whether your ideas transform into funded ventures or fade into the background noise of the startup arena.

Are you ready to chase capital, outsmart skepticism, and propel bold ideas from napkin sketches to real-world impact? Embrace the startup grind, seize opportunities, and craft your path through a world where every choice matters.


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