Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)

Rustler, also humorously known as Grand Theft Horse, is an open-world, top-down action game that pays homage to the classic GTA style, all wrapped in a hilariously inaccurate medieval setting. You step into the shoes of 'The Guy,' a protagonist with an unapologetically simplistic name, navigating through a chaotic world filled with feudal injustices, witch hunts, and a chance to compete in the Grand Tournament.

Experience the absurdity of medieval life as you encounter foolish knights and venture through a plethora of twisted quests. Whether you choose to embark on the main storyline or unleash chaos in villages and towns, the gameplay is always packed with laughter and anachronistic humor. You can traverse by foot or ride a stolen horse, wielding unique weapons ranging from swords to automatic crossbows.

Engage in outrageous activities like cage fighting in a Medieval Martial Arts Arena and summon bards to battle alongside you, who dynamically adjust their music based on your actions. Whether shooting cows into the sky or working out creative ways to outsmart your enemies, Rustler promises endless fun and mayhem in its quirky medieval sandbox.