Think of the Children

Dive into the chaotic world of Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator designed for up to four players. In this hilariously challenging game, you are put on trial for endangering your kids’ lives during seemingly innocent outings. Whether it’s a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, or an adventurous camping trip, trouble lurks around every corner. From BBQs catching fire to kids munching on poisonous berries, each scenario is a test of your multitasking skills.

As the Prosecutors present evidence against you, it’s up to you and your fellow players to revisit each event in flashback mode. Complete urgent tasks to keep your children safe and happy, all while racing against the clock to prove your parenting competence. Balance the chaos—tending to the BBQ, managing unruly kids, and avoiding hazards like rabid dogs and electrified pens. With a variety of environments each presenting unique dangers, and inclusive gameplay for diverse family structures, Think of the Children showcases just how hard—and hilarious—parenting can be!