Supermarket Times

Step into an offbeat shopping trip where the ordinary act of buying groceries becomes a surreal adventure. Supermarket Times invites you to wander through aisles filled with curious products, from CLOUD ARSE™ toilet roll that feels like wiping with a cloud to Marl-Bros cigarettes and the curious Thick and Milky Mother’s Magazine. It’s a playful, provocative twist on everyday life, turning a routine routine into a vivid, humorous journey.

Meet the cast

Along the way you’ll chat with a cast of peculiar characters you meet for the first time, and some you’d rather avoid. Sid wants you to know he is not a pervert; Carol wants to ensure there is absolutely no processed meat in her son’s soup; James’ Dad bought him a skateboard with no wheels fifteen years ago and still carries the memory. Their oddball conversations color your trip through the store and reveal the strange personalities behind every shelf.

Legendary Tasks

Take on Legendary Supermarket Tasks that push the shopping list into comic chaos. From buying alcohol for the teenagers to the infamous moment of hitting a seagull with a rock and stamping on a rat, these challenges mix humor with daring unpredictability. Completing tasks reshapes the store and unlocks new corners to explore, offering a satirical peek into the wild side of retail life.

Explore and uncover secrets

Explore strange and intriguing secrets as you roam the store, chat with locals, and discover hidden rooms and forgotten lore. Explore, shop, and chat, and you may stumble upon the super-secret of the supermarket — a revelation that changes how you view this strange retail world.

What to expect

In Supermarket Times you combine exploration, dialogue, and light puzzle elements to reveal a quirky world where every product has a story and every encounter leaves a mark. Shop for bizarre items, engage in odd conversations, and chase the store’s grand secret. It’s a surreal, humorous experience that invites you to rethink what a simple shopping trip can be.

Gameplay and atmosphere

The game blends exploration, dialogue options, and light puzzle solving. You navigate a maze of aisles, interact with bizarre items and oddball shoppers, and choose how to respond in conversations. Time and choices shape the layout of the store, unlock new sections, and reveal hidden corners. Expect random events, strange adverts, and unexpected visitors that tilt the store’s reality. Surreal visual design and an offbeat soundtrack help sustain a mood that is both playful and slightly uncanny as you inch toward the store’s super-secret conclusion.

Accessibility and vibe

Supermarket Times invites curiosity over precision, offering a relaxed pace and humorous wit. It rewards exploration and dialogue rather than perfect precision. The game presents a satirical take on consumer culture, inviting you to question ordinary routines while enjoying a cheeky, irreverent tone. If you enjoy strange stories, peculiar characters, and a world where shopping feels like an adventure, this title is for you.