Behold the Kickmen CD Key
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a quirky single-player football simulation where players rise from the bottom of the British Football system to achieve glory. Featuring exaggerated storytelling, squad management, and the option to switch to a dystopian bloodsport, it humorously subverts traditional football gameplay without multiplayer options.
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Release Date
20 Jul, 2017
Publisher/Developer
Size Five Games
Reviews
Steam: 85.87% positive (322/375)
Metacritic: 58/100
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System Requirements
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 7 and up
- Processor: 2.4Ghz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
- Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.
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Behold the Kickmen description
Behold the Kickmen
Behold the Kickmen originated as a humorous Twitter joke and has transformed into one of the most uniquely entertaining and absurd football simulations available. This game delivers football through a comedic lens, crafted by someone who playfully disregards the traditional rules of the sport.
Players begin their journey at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system. The objective? Grind through a series of matches, climbing the ranks to ultimately claim the prestigious World Cup trophy. Prepare for intense kicking, passing, tackling, and even squad management as you attempt to master the game.
Features include a full story mode packed with melodrama and bizarre choices, ensuring a hilarious albeit absurd experience. In a unique twist, the game can completely change its theme at the flick of a switch, transforming into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport for those who prefer an entirely different gameplay experience.
Please note, Behold the Kickmen is strictly a single-player game with no online or local multiplayer features, making it perfect for solo adventurers seeking a quirky time.