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Won't You Be My Laser is a retro arcade racer with 25 levels. Race to the finish while dodging sentient gun turrets, push crates containing hoverboards and cola formulas to sneak past threats, grab pick-up sticks, and chase up to 5 stars per level in a 2000s arcade vibe.

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Release Date

02 Sep, 2016

Publisher/Developer

Chequered Ink Ltd.

Reviews

Steam: 79.49% positive (62/78)
Metacritic: -

System Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows Vista or higher
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 128MB
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 50 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible or integrated sound chip
  • Additional Notes: Screen resolution minimum 960x540, recommended 1920x1080

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Won't You Be My Laser?

Step into a neon-lit arcade daydream where retro-future charm meets fast-paced puzzle-platforming. Won't You Be My Laser? invites you to storm through 25 varied levels, each designed to test speed, wit, and a bit of clever crowd control. It’s a compact, inexpensive diversion that captures the glow of the distant year 2000 and the pulse of classic arcade thrills.

Your goal is simple and urgent: race to the finish while steering clear of sentient dystopian gun turrets that are, quite literally, loose cannons. The challenge blends reflexes with strategy as you navigate tight corridors, timing your moves as lasers hum overhead. Every stage is a fresh canvas for quick thinking and nimble feet, pushing you to optimize routes and dial in that perfect finish.

The gimmick is delightfully quirky: you’ll push conveniently-sized crates loaded with entertaining payloads—hovering skateboards, new cola formulas, and even synthetic mullet wigs—into the turrets’ line of sight to slip past undetected. It’s playful, it’s surreal, and it gives you a satisfying edge as you choreograph what would otherwise be a straightforward dash.

Collect pick-up sticks in every level for added flavor and replay value. They’re more than just decor; they embody the game’s goofy, upbeat attitude—a nod to the era’s fondness for quirky gimmicks and arcade banter. And when you’re blazing through a course, it’s the neon glow of your fluorescent running shoes that carries you toward victory.

Performance matters: complete each level as fast as you can to earn up to 5 stars. In this throwback world, there’s no three-star plateau—only the thrill of chasing a higher score and a tighter time. The mood remains irreverent and upbeat, with an emphasis on speed, style, and that unforgettable 80s flair.

Won't You Be My Laser? is your pocket-sized arcade odyssey—bright, humorous, and accessible. It channels a distant year 2000 vibe, where punchy visuals, retro sound cues, and a breezy sense of fun make every attempt feel like a mini-carnival run. Whether you’re revisiting an era or discovering it for the first time, this title delivers a steady stream of tubular moments in a concise, enjoyable package.

Ready to dive in? You’ll find the game as a digital release—an easy pickup for fans of neon corridors and quick, strategic challenges. No long commitments, just pure arcade pacing and a playful, offbeat personality that makes Won't You Be My Laser? a memorable little gem.


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