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Ass Kicker

The world is on the edge of chaos… and somehow it’s still a great day for an adventure.

Ass Kicker is a pixel art action-platformer inspired by classic 16-bit style adventures and fast, responsive gameplay in the spirit of titles like Mega Man X. You step into the boots of AK, a wisecracking bard with a habit of talking directly to you, commenting on everything, and treating the fourth wall like it’s optional.

Explore the land of Askverg, a realm of sword & sorcery, old taverns, and constant danger. AK’s mission is simple (and a little self-serving): track down “perfect” heroes to form a party worthy of legend—so their future ballad might bring glory, fame, and enough coin to settle a tab at his favorite tavern.

Powered by runic magic, AK wields a rare and ancient art that draws from forgotten texts and hard-earned knowledge. In combat, you’ll unleash magical techniques, control the pace of fights, and deal with enemies using a mix of skillful movement and spell-slinging attitude. But don’t get cocky—even ancient power has limits, and wasting your energy can turn a confident push into a desperate scramble.

A story born from tabletop chaos: the game’s narrative is based on a real D&D campaign—full of friendship, improvised madness, and the kind of jokes that only make sense to the people who were there. That same “made-with-heart” vibe fuels the whole experience, delivering a tale that doesn’t take itself too seriously while still chasing something epic.

What to expect

• Classic-inspired action-platforming with a modern sense of pace
• A comedic, fourth-wall-breaking bard protagonist
• Runic magic abilities for fighting, controlling space, and blasting foes
• Adventure across Askverg while recruiting heroes inspired by real campaign characters
• Experimental pixel art that brings danger and beauty to life

Grab your hat, tune your instrument, and step into the song. Legends don’t write themselves—and every great tale needs a solid kick to get started.