Cozy Crime

Cocaine meets cute in this cozy crime isometric turn-based simulation. Relax, cultivate, and care as you build a charming, unexpected empire from the ground up.

Start as a small-time peddler growing a few crops and rise to control major drug corridors. Distribute your goods through a network of locations, and engage in roll-based negotiations and tactical combat that blend strategy with whimsy and nostalgia for classic drug simulators.

What makes Cozy Crime unique:

• Always updating drug market that reacts to your choices and town dynamics, keeping every session fresh.
• Negotiation during distribution driven by rolls, chance, and your read of NPCs and factions—win deals or lose a lane.
• NPCs remember the good and bad days, shaping trust, leverage, and how the town reacts to you over time.
• Build social fabric: make friends with the whole town or exploit divisions to advance your plans.
• Decide the fate of districts by buying vehicles and laying down drug corridors that connect warehouses, markets, and hideouts.
• Shootouts, chases, and tense stand-offs with authorities such as the DEA, Coast Guard, and other haters who want to cut your network down.
• Pet cats that share moments in your hideout, adding warmth to your criminal enterprise.

The game combines a cozy aesthetic with strategic depth: isometric maps, grid-based turns, and a slow-build progression that rewards patient planning. Grow from modest crops to a nationwide network while balancing risk, relationships, and loot. Each decision matters: negotiate for profit, protect your routes, and decide how far you’ll go when the town’s mood shifts and rivals close in.

Immerse yourself in a world that nods to the past while offering a playful, hopeful future under your control. Cozy Crime invites you to relax, craft, and conquer—one turn at a time. Play at your own pace in a world that blends cozy visuals with sharp systems. Explore towns, take side gigs, and manage resources as your operation expands.