A stupid game about pouring drinks for the P.T.A.

Set in May, the P.T.A.'s annual Summer Fete is the big target. You step into the role of the fundraiser’s most hands‑on helper, trying to turn a small cash pot into a festival‑ready event. With only £22.45 in the till, every pour, every sale, and every upgrade matters as you chase a sun-soaked day filled with burgers, laughs, and PTA bragging rights.

The core mechanic is cheeky and direct: with your hand on the tap, guide water into a glass up to the marked line. The faster you complete pours, the fatter your takings. Do a daring one‑shot fill for a bonus, but misjudge the line and you’ll trigger a damages claim from Mrs Peters—adding a mischievous risk to the flow.

Behind the scenes you’re not alone. You’ll be sharing the shift with Rowdy Dave, Hatchback, Chicken‑Wing Jeff, and Colin—the kind of crew who turn a PTA event into a sun‑drenched weekend of mischief and camaraderie. The atmosphere is playful and a little anarchic, and the soundtrack completes the PTA vibe with quirky voice lines you’ll hear during the run. Finish the game and you’ll be rewarded with a little celebratory tune to cap off the day.

Key features

• Multiple glasses to fill, each offering a fresh challenge as you manage their capacity and pour timing.
• A currency system that grows as you refine your technique and complete successful serves.
• Risks and rewards: overshoot the glass line and the damages claim stings your profits.
• Extras to keep you on top of the game and maximize the value of every drink you pour.
• Progressive upgrades to invest in: bigger glass, a faster, steadier tap, and little touches like umbrellas and choccie biccies to boost margins.

Upgrading is central to progress. Use your earnings to buy a bigger glass for more revenue per serve, fix the tap so it pours quicker under pressure, and add small, high‑margin add‑ons (umbrellas and biscuits) that dramatically raise profits. The balance between speed, accuracy, and risk is what makes each run feel different, and the Summer Fete’s competitive mood keeps you coming back for another shot.