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Pirate Panic!
You’re a crew of drunken pirates exploring a treacherous sea aboard a very unstable physics ship. Your every move tilts the boat, shifts the balance, and could fling you and the treasure into the ocean. Master the wobble, steer the sails, and survive the voyage as you hunt for riches.
This chaotic co‑op/adventure supports 1–4 players. Gather your crew, coordinate your actions, and keep the boat from flipping while chasing glory on the high seas.
- Treasure quests – Use paper treasure maps marked with an X to locate buried loot on distant islands. The hunt is real, but the loot rarely travels back without a fight.
- Unstable ship physics – Every step, shove, or shift of weight changes the ship’s tilt. Balance your movement and steer the sails to avoid a crash, a capsize, or a splashy spill of treasure.
- Ropes and camps – Climb tangled rigging, lash ropes, and camp by campfires when storms and huge waves roll in. Time your rests to weather the night and keep your crew intact.
- Danger on the deep – The ocean isn’t kind. Sharks lurk below and leviathans may surface to claim a bite of the bounty or a careless pirate.
- Chaotic camaraderie – Get drunk with your friends, or give them a playful nudge with a bottle. The crew’s mischief is part of the treasure hunt as much as the maps themselves.
- Treasure delivery – Once the map points to the treasure, haul it back to your pirate outpost. More often than not, the treasure will fall on the return trip, adding risk and laughs to the haul.
- Progression and new horizons – Buy new treasure maps to explore fresh islands and uncover ever more valuable loot. Build wealth through daring, luck, and a little chaos.
Pirate Panic! is a fast‑paced, humorous voyage where balance is everything, and fortune favors the bold—and a bit reckless. Gather your crew, brace for impact, and claim your riches on the wild, wobbly seas.

