King Me Fool!

Kill the king. Then take his army. Want the quickest way to build an army? Turn your enemy’s forces into your own. King Me Fool is a deck-building roguelike that tests your cunning strategy at every turn. Seize ideal positions, crush your foes’ resolve, and mold their troops into your faithful puppets.

• Enemies as resources: Every foe on the battlefield can be claimed. Use movement cards to outmaneuver, then unleash brainwash to break their resistance. When a unit’s Loyalty drops to zero, they join your ranks as loyal allies. After all—blocking a spear with the arm that once held it is a thrill you’ll chase again and again.
• Cards that shape your army: Build your deck with a mix of movement, control, and conversion tools. Upgrade, buy, or purge cards in the shop to refine your strategy and scale your power.
• Power versus corruption: Growth comes with cost. Earn Sin, the currency of ambition, by winning battles, and spend it to push your deck further. But beware—the stronger you become, the harsher your trials will grow, feeding a cycle of ambition and decay.
• A hell of your own making: After every battle, choose the next trial you must face. Your choices depend on your current deck and past hardships, making you both the hero and the architect of your suffering.
• Strategic foresight required: No single tactic guarantees victory. The shop lets you preview your next boss; study it, then adapt your deck. Each battlefield repeats, yet your wit must evolve every run to turn foresight into triumph.

King Me Fool merges deck-building depth with roguelike progression, asking you to balance aggression with control, risk with reward, and loyalty with treachery. Forge a growing army, bend the battlefield to your will, and crown yourself the ruler by turning every enemy into an ally. The path to conquest is cunning, brutal, and entirely yours to craft.