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Lowest Steam price ever: FREE — 2026-10-19 — Current low
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CUPIES
A world that seemed normal... until contaminated water turned pink and deadly. Impossibly edgy platforms, unfriendly creatures, and heights that push safety rules to the limit set the stage for a quirky, cruel adventure. In CUPIES, you control a single active character while two adorable statues wait stubbornly in inconvenient spots.
Your mission is to bring PI and ES together to unlock walls, activate mechanisms, and open the portal to the next stage. Simple in theory, brutal in practice. The layout is designed with traps and twists at every turn, forcing you to think fast, time jumps precisely, and keep your cool as danger lurks around every corner.
The journey starts gentle, then slowly becomes stranger and more twisted. You’ll admire the aesthetics while whispering, “Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?” The game rewards patience and punishes hesitation with a smile—one that hints at mischief as you fall for the fifth time.
There are no checkpoints for CUPIES. If you slip into the deadly pink water, you restart your life, your progress, and your faith in humanity. Every mistake is 100% yours, even when the design seems determined to trip you up.
Key features include a world built on “creative” traps, badly placed paths, ridiculous jumps, absurd heights, and the ever-present danger of pink water. The gameplay is powered by simple controls but filled with character.
- CU: the only mover—barely. Guide the clever, clumsy hero through risky jumps and hostile encounters as he tries to keep everyone alive.
- PI & ES: two adorable statues—completely dependent on you. Bringing them together is essential, even if they don’t actively help.
- Deadly water: touch it and you restart your run. It’s a reminder to breathe and retry, not to quit.
- No checkpoints: embrace the challenge and learn from each fall.
- Free to play: classic, painless download that invites you to suffer and smile at the same time.
- Controller or keyboard: choose your weapon. Controller offers a calmer pace; keyboard adds a bit of kinetic chaos.
Created by Dori Studios, CUPIES is a loving nod to old-school platforming wrapped in a modern, wryly funny package. Download, play, and prepare to fall, retry, and fall again—while admiring a world that looks beautiful even as it tests your patience.