Retired

Retired drops you into a compact, adrenaline-fueled downhill racing experience. You roll down a steep hill in a tire, a vehicle that blends loose stability with responsive momentum as gravity does most of the work. Speeds push well over 50 mph, turning every bend into a test of nerve and timing. The objective is simple yet unforgiving: finish each track as fast as possible. There’s no padding or dwell time—your score hinges on raw speed, clean lines, and the ability to recover momentum after a mistake. You aren’t racing alone; the game tracks your best times and pits you against ghosts from your own runs, friends, and world record holders. The thrill comes from shaving milliseconds off a line and feeling the hill push you toward faster, braver routes.

Explore multiple worlds of levels, each with its own feel and pacing. Tracks are designed to reward bold choices and precise control, balancing long sprint sections with tight corners and abrupt drops. As you descend, you’ll sense the wind, hear the rush of air, and watch speed lines flash by, inviting you to push further and trust the tire beneath you. The ghost system makes competition immediate: chase your personal best, a friend’s mark, or the world’s top times across any map you tackle.

• 30-50 built-in levels to challenge your speed and skill right out of the gate.
• Race against ghosts of your best times, friends, and world record holders to climb the leaderboards.
• Multiple worlds of levels offering distinct layouts and pacing for varied thrills.
• Integrated level editor with the ability to upload to Steam Workshop, expanding the map library with community-made tracks.
• Near endless replayability as new levels and times appear, keeping competition fresh and intense.

Retired combines arcade downhill action with accessible yet deep competition. Short, high-speed rounds keep the pace relentless while the editor and community content provide ongoing challenge and discovery. Whether you’re chasing the world record, racing against friends, or simply craving a fast, fearless ride, Retired delivers a tight, thrilling experience that stays exciting long after the hill has been conquered once.