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In this quirky 3D action title you don’t control a traditional character—you control body hair. Your mission is to reach a goal hidden somewhere in a single room, using the room’s surfaces to your advantage. Jump between fabrics, cling to clothes, and ride along textures to navigate toward the destination.

Hazards heighten the challenge. If you get sucked up by a vacuum cleaner or blown away by gusts of wind, it’s game over and back to the latest checkpoint. You’ll need precise timing, smart route planning, and careful use of the room’s gimmicks to survive and advance. The environment is filled with moving textiles, fans, vents, and other odd mechanisms that can help or hinder your progress.

You can choose from three different hairs, each with distinct stats, and switch between them at any time to adapt to the room’s demands. Whether you need stronger grip, higher jumps, or faster movement, there’s a strand that fits the challenge. Pick your favorite hair and guide it to the goal, mastering how it interacts with fabrics and surfaces along the way.

Story

The setting is a tense but humorous domestic moment. A man is trying to tidy up before his girlfriend arrives, and she loves hair removal. The body hairs refuse to be erased, rallying to protect themselves and prove their value. This lighthearted premise drives the adventure as the hairs band together to outwit the removal threat and keep their presence alive.

Characters

The host is the man whose room becomes the playground for the hairs. The girlfriend is determined to remove hair, adding pressure and stakes to the defiant trio. The three hairs form the core cast—each with a voice, personality, and unique abilities—urging the player to persevere and conquer every obstacle.

Gameplay and Features

• Dynamic 3D action platforming inside a single, interactive room.
• Jump, cling, and maneuver across clothes and fabrics to reach the destination.
• Navigate hazards like vacuum suction and wind blasts that end runs at a miss.
• Utilize room gimmicks and environmental elements to create shortcuts and beats.
• Switch between three characters with different specs to tackle varied challenges.

Length and Presentation

Expected playtime runs around 1–2 hours, delivering a compact, energetic, and humorous action experience. The game is designed with streaming in mind, welcoming Let’s Plays and live experimentation, so creators can share their runs and strategies without special permissions.