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In Rim, survive a neon-lit cosmos by stewarding Beants, a living colony that grows and splits to spread light. Switch to Soccer Combat—kick a glowing ball through foes, with magnets and music buffs—while defending against shadow drones. Traverse portals across interconnected worlds using jet boots, grapples, and drone surfing.

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Jesse Pardue, Jamestown Furniture Company LLC, Jamestown Furniture Company

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Battle Beants

Welcome to the Rim, a neon-drenched frontier where chaotic survival meets living ecosystems. Battle Beants blends third-person action, colony simulation, and arcade sports, drawing inspiration from the emergent complexity of Conway’s Game of Life. You don’t just build a base—you steward a sentient colony whose goal is to spread light and life across a solar system.

Steward the Colony

You guide the Beants, a unique hybrid of beats, beans, bees, and ants. As the colony grows, Beants bifurcate and reproduce, automatically assigning themselves to essential roles such as Gatherers, Settlers, and Traders. The result is a living network that connects isolated worlds, turning every outpost into part of a larger, evolving ecosystem.

Combat Evolved: Soccer Warfare

Step beyond standard gunplay and master Soccer Combat. Transform the battlefield into a dynamic pitch where Beants kick a glowing ball toward improvised goals—speakers serve as the goalposts. The game uses a physics-based system: aim, kick, and strike enemies with precision. A Magnet Tool lets you pull the ball into range or launch it forward to punch through terrain and foes, creating strategic depth in every skirmish.

Light the Night

Darkness in the Void is deadly, and light is life. Defend against waves of shadowy drone enemies drawn to every glow. Music becomes a core power: place speakers to buff the soccer ball and grant speed boosts to nearby Beants. By spreading sound and light, you push back the Void and keep your colony safe through the night.

Traversal & Exploration

Explore rugged worlds with high-speed traversal tools: Rocket Boots, Wall Running, and Drone Surfing. A Grapple Hook lets you pull to walls or yank enemies into range for close-quarters action. Journey through a three-dimensional network of interconnected worlds and portals, managing resources across diverse environments as you expand your solar-system civilization.

Battle Beants is a bold fusion of action, strategy, and competitive play, where your decisions shape a living, light-bringing colony across multiple worlds. Ready your team, tune your speakers, and dive into a neon adventure where life itself spreads through the cosmos.