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Kiss Cargo
Kiss Cargo is a chaotic four‑player co‑op action‑adventure where you and your friends become a band of dwarves tasked with delivering Snow White to the Prince so a kiss can break the spell. The mission is simple, but the road is anything but—keep Snow White safe, or risk turning a rescue into a very awkward funeral.
This fairy‑tale delivery ride goes wildly wrong as you trek through a tapestry of calamities. From enchanted forests to frozen mountain passes, from bustling dwarf mines to lava‑streaked ruins, every biome overflows with danger, surprises, and slapstick disaster waiting to happen. Goblins attack, bridges collapse, traps snap shut, and puzzles demand real teamwork to survive.
The cargo is fragile and unpredictable: Snow White must be carried like a treasure, never harmed. The game rewards coordination—one misstep can turn a heroic rescue into a spectacular disaster. You’ll move her carefully, even bouncing teammates on your back or tossing them across treacherous gaps when needed. The dwarves aren’t shy about using unconventional methods to get the job done.
Kiss Cargo isn’t just about walking from A to B. It blends combat, exploration, and environmental puzzles. Wield swords, bows, and magic, or deploy clever dwarven inventions to clear paths and outsmart traps. The real boss fight is the cargo itself, as you juggle mobility, safety, and timing to keep Snow White intact.
You’ll meet a growing cast of dwarves. Classic faces like Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, and Milky share the spotlight alongside punchy names like Idioty, Anxy, ADHD, and Randy. There are hundreds more to meet as you progress. Choose who you want to be, because old stories of the dwarves are scattered throughout the world and every run reshapes the crew.
Key features:
- 4‑Player Co‑op Chaos: Carry Snow White together and keep her alive through disaster.
- Fairytale Biomes: Enchanted forests, snowy peaks, dwarven mines, lava lands, and more.
- Combat & Tools: Swords, bows, magic, and inventive dwarven gadgets to clear the path.
- Puzzles & Obstacles: Solve cooperative puzzles, cross collapsing bridges, and outsmart traps.
- Fragile Cargo Gameplay: Deliver her to the kiss with one hard rule—don’t kill the princess.
- Character Choice & Lore: Pick your dwarf, discover their stories, and meet new dwarves as you play.
Will you deliver Snow White to her happily ever after, or become the most infamous dwarves in fairy‑tale history? The journey is chaotic, humorous, and surprisingly clever—a cooperative misadventure where every decision shapes the ending.

