That's My President! CD Key

That's My President!

POLITICS IS A BLOODSPORT. That's My President! is a sharp, tongue-in-cheek strategy party game where you lie to your friends, conquer the map, and steer the country into chaos. It blends social deduction with tight, bite-sized strategy for quick online matches and a sprawling narrative in single-player.

Multiplayer Warfare

Online battles support up to 4 players. Compete for the Oval Office in high-stakes, fast-paced rounds where alliances form and fracture in the blink of an eye. Every decision matters as you jockey for position, steal votes, and outmaneuver opponents in real time.

The Roster

Choose from six iconic candidates — Washington, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden. Each character comes with a unique special ability designed to break the rules and crush rivals, ensuring no two campaigns feel the same. Mastering these powers is key to your victory.

Cards Are Ammo

There’s no deck-building nonsense here. You hold a hand of dirty tricks you can unleash to disrupt rival campaigns. Play a Banish to teleport an opponent to Alaska, or a Vote Steal to swipe their hard-earned votes. Timing and misdirection win elections as much as raw power.

Backstab and Betrayal

Forge fragile coalitions, promise safety, and then strike when your back is turned. The game rewards ruthless strategy and social manipulation, letting you pivot between ally and nemesis as the campaign unfolds.

Single-Player Campaign

Save This Sh*thole — wake up in 2040 to a bankrupt nation, flaming borders, and a world gone mad. The fully voiced narrative drops you into chaos where every choice reshapes the story. It features surreal scenarios, from helping an Australian rebel liberate New Zealand to an Englishman LARPing as Genghis Khan conquering the steppes, all while you juggle governance and catastrophe.

Endings and Replayability

Your decisions ripple through the world, yielding 12 distinct main endings and dozens of side-endings. Ending slides chronicle exactly how you changed the landscape, inviting repeat runs to explore alternate paths and different outcomes.

Key Features

• 4-Player Political Warfare: Humiliate friends, steal votes, and banish rivals in online battles.
• A Campaign of Absurdity: Fully voiced narrative adventure with 12 endings. Navigate nuclear diplomacy, a vampire’s love life, and societal collapse with biting satire.
• Western Duels: If you’re losing, challenge the leading player to a High Noon showdown to steal momentum and cripple their campaign.
• Brainrot Corner: Auto-scrolling meme machine keeps pace and delivers constant dopamine while you wait for turns.
• Satire With Teeth: Dark humor that punches everyone. No political sacred cow is safe from the joke.