Badass Brad

They killed his wife. They killed his dog. Now Brad is killing them.

Badass Brad is a fast-paced, humor-fueled roguelike of revenge. You play as Brad, who rises from nothing to topple a criminal tower. They killed his wife. They killed his dog. Now Brad is killing them. Climb through Crime City from the underground to its tallest heights, facing gang-controlled biomes and charismatic lieutenants. Each gang—the Cartel, The Mafia, The Yakuza, The Russian Mob, and other corporate partners—brings distinct enemies, tactics, and pressure. At the top stands The Hog, an oil tycoon who owns the building and everyone inside it.

Each run starts from nothing but your game sense. Runs average under 30 minutes, perfect for destroying a syndicate before dinner. Your playground is a tower built for destruction: start underground against sewer-dwelling Vagabonds, then push upward through territories controlled by the gangs, until you reach the floor where you face the syndicate's lieutenants and their bosses. Handcrafted floor variants keep layouts feeling fresh, while floor mutators force you to change tactics on every ascent. Weapon variety ranges from practical tools to ridiculous toys, ensuring you always have an edge as you fight your way upward.

Relic Synergies offer powerful combos that can bend the game in your favor. Satisfying Abilities let you feel the grit of being a true badass. Dynamic Chaos means enemies have needs that shift how they react to what you do, creating emergent gameplay from interacting systems.

Replayability runs deep with tons of unlockables, handcrafted floor variants, leaderboards, difficulty settings, and accessibility options that let more players enjoy Brad's brutal ascent. If you crave revenge, fast runs, and a tower that constantly reshapes the fight, Badass Brad delivers a punchy, humorous ride. Avenge your wife and your dog.