You are fired

A fast, chaotic roguelike deckbuilder set in Hell’s Office. Build a stress-powered deck, collect twisted artifacts, and outplay your demonic coworkers as you climb the corporate inferno. Face bizarre encounters, craft powerful combos, and crush your boss to escape the world’s worst workplace.

Core Loop

• Assemble a deck that thrives on stress as a combustible resource, shaping every turn with rapid decisions.
• Engage in tense encounters with demonic coworkers and office hazards that reward precise timing and clever plays.
• Seek twisted artifacts that modify card effects, unlock new strategies, and bend the rules in your favor.
• Forge and execute powerful combos by layering card choices, artifact traits, and smart resource management.
• Advance through the infernal office and confront a boss at the top to escape the workplace nightmare.

Gameplay Voice and Feel

• Ultra-fast rounds with chaotic interactions that keep you on your toes.
• Stress mechanics that push you to optimize every move and risk-reward your way through encounters.
• A sharp, darkly humorous atmosphere blending corporate satire with infernal absurdity.

What You Build

• Targeted attack, defense, and utility cards that scale with your stress decisions.
• Artifacts that alter costs, effects, or conditions, unlocking fresh combinations and tactics.
• Synergies and combos that turn seemingly simple cards into devastating leaving-power plays.

Goal and Experience

Climb the floors of a corporate inferno, navigate increasingly ridiculous office challenges, and outsmart your coworkers to land the final blow on the boss. Each run offers a distinct path through the worst workplace you can imagine, rewarding bold plays, sharp planning, and ruthless efficiency.