How It Plays

A crisis creates creativity: anything can be toilet paper if you’re desperate enough. Your options aren’t limited to the obvious: you can wipe with your necktie, socks, underwear, or even the restaurant’s fancy hand towels. If you can see it, you can wipe with it. But every substitute comes with terrible, terrible consequences. This is a text-driven experience—no graphics needed—so your imagination does the heavy lifting, and it will punish you for it.

Endings and Chaos

There are 25 endings, each one worse than the last. A million-dollar lawsuit? A SWAT team raid? A devastatingly public breakup at the dinner table? One ending is so cursed that it almost got cut from the game. Every choice branches into chaos you never saw coming, and the results keep piling on in surprising, shocking ways.

Length and Replay

Quick sessions with massive impact: each run takes about 5–10 minutes, and you’ll be back again to chase another ending. Collecting all 25 endings is a personal, humorous obsession that your therapist might nod at—but you’ll still dive back in.

Why You’ll Keep Playing

Game Over screens aren’t pranks here—they’re punchlines that make you laugh until you can’t breathe. You’ll think, “What happens if I use THAT?” and you’ll dive right back in. It’s a dark comedy show dressed as a game, where every ending is a joke and every choice is a misstep—yet you won’t be able to stop.

Sharing and Warnings

Perfect for sharing: short enough for TikTok and unhinged enough for Twitch. Each playthrough yields a fresh reaction clip your friends will remember. Compare endings, challenge each other, and—if you’re brave—destroy a few friendships in the process.

⚠️ Warning: Do NOT play on a full stomach. Do NOT play this in public. Do NOT play this with your parents watching.