Department of Missing Persons

Step into a bleak corporate world where your task is simple on paper but high in stakes: locate missing persons using a free PC at the Mili Co. office. The job unfolds in daily batches, starting with locating a missing person and evolving as new services are unlocked. Your performance each day determines whether you keep your post or face the exit door.

How you work is straightforward. You receive a set of tasks every shift. Fire up the computer, consult the latest locations of the missing person, and try to pin them on a global map. The core tool is GeoFinder, an advanced system that displays recent places visited and triangulates to reveal where the target is hiding. The goal is to assemble a precise report and submit it to earn your salary for that day, then return for another shift tomorrow.

There is a relentless clock and real consequences. If you fail to meet the objectives, your time at Milico Co. could end. The office is presented as the only truly safe space in a world that blurs danger with routine. Outside, the environment is bleak and unpredictable, so the contrast between work and outside life is stark.

The setting is saturated with corporate satire. The Office itself is a fortress of routine: you don’t need to touch grass because PlastiGrass provides a convincing substitute, and water is free—yet every milliliter you drink counts toward your final quota. The platform emphasizes control, efficiency, and the quiet erosion of personal life in exchange for steady work.

Features and progression are key. GeoFinder is the centerpiece, enabling location triangulation and discovery. As you complete tasks, new services unlock, expanding your workflow beyond simple missing-person hunts. You’ll cooperate with supportive coworkers who populate a strangely wholesome workspace, even as the stakes rise and the atmosphere tightens.

Practical constraints add flavor: a Free PC is available only during work shifts, emphasizing the ritual of the daily grind. Drinking water is technically free, but the water itself isn’t free from your quota, adding a grim reminder of limits within a surreal corporate setting.

Department of Missing Persons invites you to navigate a delicate balance of duty, risk, and advancement. Solve cases, submit precise reports, and climb the ladder of services—while forever weighing what you owe to the clock, the company, and the world beyond the office walls.