World's Fastest Pizza

Step into the quirky world of World's Fastest Pizza, a zany adventure set in the suburbs of Australia. In this wildly entertaining game, you'll wage war against hunger while spreading the joys of deliciously cheesy pizza. The critics have humorously dubbed it "Please stop emailing me!" and it's easy to see why.

As you navigate through this culinary chaos, you'll wield an impressive array of SUPERPOWERS and even a few NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS. Unleash the might of a Personal Assistant Koala, wield Black Magic, summon a Cloned Flash Mob, or even bend time with a powerful Time Machine. Not to mention, experience the thrill of strategically using Bovine Growth Hormones!

The game features DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and a BANGIN' SOUNDTRACK that enhances your pizza-slinging escapades. You’ll take on the role of Cornelius Pretorius, a pizza boy with remarkable superpowers, adopted by a local bogan chef. With a plot as bizarre as its gameplay, this game promises endless fun and the chance to turn suburbia into a cheesy wonderland. Are you ready to join Tortoiseman on this outrageous quest?