Cute Things Dying Violently

Welcome to Cute Things Dying Violently, the whimsical game where you’ll befriend a cast of adorable but unfortunate Critters! Do you enjoy embracing failure and chuckling at misadventures? This unique title is designed just for you! Your mission is to help these hapless creatures navigate through challenging levels filled with various lethal obstacles like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire.

Utilize an array of comical tools and items to launch Critters to safety. As you progress through 48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels, you'll encounter frequent mishaps, ensuring chuckles along the way. With features like New Levels of the Week and 24 Achievements, there’s always a fresh challenge waiting for you.

Unleash your creativity with the built-in Level Editor and take advantage of Steam Workshop integration to share custom levels and Critter designs with friends. Plus, enjoy a free Android copy included with your purchase. Embrace the chaos and help the Critters survive—though, if a few become “charred, smoking husks,” just remember: omelettes and broken eggs!